jockstein

a cool and/or popular jew.

Have you seen that new Sluckenberg kid? What a jockstein!

by TROUBLEisMYmiddleNAME August 19, 2010

Jostein

Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.

He really is having the cake and eating it to. He is a Jostein for shure. Car, chick, money, body, looks and a great sense of humor. Man I hate him.

by stalker99 April 12, 2009

Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

jockternative

Any music, movies or pop culture that jocks, cheerleaders, frat boys or any other clueless people in general, consider alternative, but are actually very mainstream by those in the know.

I really liked that band, but they became so jockternative.

by Raydogg72 June 5, 2011

Jockster

Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.

"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"

by Scrunchface April 30, 2010

Jostein

Is a sexy bjatch with awesome body.

Jostein is Nice

by Stekaas December 20, 2018

jockster

jock + gangster

Usually seen running down the basketball court with their ass hanging out of their shorts.

Mike is a jockster.. Look at him with his backwards hat and low basketball shorts.

by imaprettycoolbrunette June 11, 2005