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jockstein by TROUBLEisMYmiddleNAME August 19, 2010
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Jostein
Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
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jockstein • jock string • Jostein • Jackstain • jockster • jocksin • jockspenae • jockstitute • jockternative • jocktwink
Jackstain
jockternative
Any music, movies or pop culture that jocks, cheerleaders, frat boys or any other clueless people in general, consider alternative, but are actually very mainstream by those in the know.
jockternative by Raydogg72 June 5, 2011
Jockster
Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.
"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"
Jockster by Scrunchface April 30, 2010
Jostein
Jostein is Nice
jockster
jock + gangster
Usually seen running down the basketball court with their ass hanging out of their shorts.
Usually seen running down the basketball court with their ass hanging out of their shorts.
jockster by imaprettycoolbrunette June 11, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.