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Jostein  

Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
He really is having the cake and eating it to. He is a Jostein for shure. Car, chick, money, body, looks and a great sense of humor. Man I hate him.
Jostein by stalker99 April 12, 2009
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Is a sexy bjatch with awesome body.
Jostein is Nice
Jostein by Stekaas December 20, 2018
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A male who is extremley attractive, smart and good at everything.
If you ever see this vane please fall down on your knees and beg for mercy because that person is the most powerful in hte world
OMG! your name is Jostein? you will now be my new god
Jostein by Brendehaug January 8, 2020
The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

neil josten 

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
“im fine” (false)
okay neil josten kinnie
Is a funny, caring, lovable, pervertic, sexy, romantic character. He is attractive and may have a complicated relationship. he may have been through a lot. He is daring tough and romantic. He is very romantic he may tell you how much he loves you and tell you that you are beautiful. He may be in a relationship for years but is really in love with his best friend that is a girl. His best friend is the perfect on for him but he stays undecided. He is a huge flirt but....he only loves his best friend. He may have abs and a rock hard body. He can make someone smile everyday he thinks about him. He will never forget who he loves. He is very quiet at first but is a nice trustworthy guy once you get to know him. And he wants to tell his best friend that he has feelings for her too. He has a big heart for everyone. he might be a trouble maker but he can behave if he tries he is not the smartest but can play well in soccer. And he has to be Latino. Anyone who is best friends with a Jostin is very lucky to have a friend like him. The love of his life loves him too and they are meant to be they are far apart physically but mentally they are close. A Jostin will never let the love of his life down.
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Jostin by Jenni G November 12, 2013
The most entertaining but mysterious person you'll ever meet.Often quit,shy,and polite but can be a BIG goof and somewhat a jerk at times,good for laughs or companionship and a nice person to be around
YOU see that guy over there he acts like a Josten
Josten by SLYRoNiN March 29, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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