Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.

I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!

by Avalonian October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Using your god-given talent to make the world a better place.

I'm going to ask others use their Michael Jacksoningpowers to Heal the World.

by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"

Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.

I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.

by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."

"My friend just won the Lottery. He quit his job and went Michael Jacksoning."

by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012

jackstack

Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.

I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.

by Beeyo November 1, 2007