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Jackstain 

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.
"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."
Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005
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MICHAEL JACKSONING 

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.
I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!
MICHAEL JACKSONING by Avalonian October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning 

Using your god-given talent to make the world a better place.
I'm going to ask others use their Michael Jacksoningpowers to Heal the World.

Michael Jacksoning 

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
Michael Jacksoning by Moon Child November 1, 2012

MICHAEL JACKSONING 

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.
I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.

Michael Jacksoning 

Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."
"My friend just won the Lottery. He quit his job and went Michael Jacksoning."
Michael Jacksoning by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012
Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.
I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.
jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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