JOKO'd 

1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity

1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.

JOKO'd by O'CASEY November 5, 2009

Jacko D 

A phrase to describe a mentally retarded cunt. Most 'Jacko D's' are stupid and deserve to be anally penetrated.

This word comes from the urban area of Perth, Western Australia.

Lad: Oh my god Aaron stop being a Jacko D that's actually fucked.
Aaron: No you're being the Jacko D here you fagcunt.

Jacko D by SHINSRA February 28, 2019

Jock Drag

Someone who styles themselves after varsity /A&F inspired clothing for most of their adult gay life. These gays tend to be white, middle-class, males in their late 20s and 30s, and 40s and they completely idealize A&F, Franklin & Marshall, Hollister and other college varsity brands/labels. They believe these labels are the ultimate in fashion and social status. This ‘uniform’ denotes the inability of particular gay men to create their own fashion style or persona and this costume allows them to feel a false sense of style, masculinity or superiority over others in the gay community. This ‘drag’ is usually worn by younger gay men who have recently come out of the closet where it is somewhat acceptable to wear these fashions. Where it poses an issue is when older gay men cling to this image to hold onto their youth to remain or proclaim that they are indeed still relevant and sexually desirable. Once this style monopolizes their life completely and thus their style/persona is built around this A&F image or idea, it rarely changes as they move into their 30s or 40s. Jock Drag is a style that prevents the gay man from becoming cultured and/or able to move up the social latter.

"Look at that older gay guy and his A&F uniform!"
"Ya i know i hate it when gays were jock drag into their 30s"

Jock Drag by Arsondude October 2, 2008

Jock Dripper

When a man's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after he has view something sexually exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The female equivalent is a "Panty Wringer". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".

Dude, I just watched this porn called "Dyke Bar". It's a real "Jock Dripper".

Jock Dripper by Lady Byron March 1, 2011

Jock Dolly 

A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.

Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly

David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish

Jock Dolly by lolXDsleep October 6, 2012

Jock Daniels 

A derogatory name for Scotch whisky.

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.

Jock Daniels by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016

jockodacious 

Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.

James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!

I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.

jockodacious by haileys February 16, 2008