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jokeshow 

A complete joke that puts on a very retarded show of stupidity. Totally has no idea of what is going on. Commonly used as a random insult to people that do something wrong.
Wow, your such a jokeshow, do u have any idea what you're doing?
jokeshow by jimmy bilbo January 26, 2006

Jokeshop 

A particularly bad example of a joker, one who is so ridiculous as to be said to be in possession a large number of jokes

Similar terms: novelty retailer, vendor of gimmicks, prank monger
I can't believe that dude turned down the chance to shag a super model, what a fucking jokeshop
Jokeshop by SW & AC December 24, 2004

jockshang 

a stupid or hillbilly-like person
"look at that jockshang sitting on his porch about to shoot that deer!"
jockshang by lightpost202 November 29, 2005

Jokeshit 

Someone who acts in an unfriendly manner towards others and frequently tells bad jokes
Person 1: You're fat and retarded
Person 2: Ok Jokeshit
Jokeshit by PublicMenace September 12, 2020

Jockish Nerd 

A nerd or geek of any spectrum (gender/religious/ect) who gets swole/ripped/shredded. For the sake of either losing weight or mental health issues while holding onto their nerdish/geek/ect tendency.
Remember Jeff? She got swole and her personality is extremely hostile. Yeah he's kinda a Jockish Nerd now.
Jockish Nerd by Excited Bike December 27, 2020
an athletic guy with great passion when it comes to things he likes.

usually over protective and jealous. has abusive and controlling thoughts but he’ll always hold back.

a smiley and ray of sunshine and always lights up a room with his smile and laugh. knows how to joke around and knows when to stop too.

deep down a really emotional guy but isn’t willing to express it scared of being made fun of and seen different.
“Jockese is really smiley.”
“Dude look at Jockese.”
Jockese by unkown222 October 9, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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