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an athletic guy with great passion when it comes to things he likes.

usually over protective and jealous. has abusive and controlling thoughts but he’ll always hold back.

a smiley and ray of sunshine and always lights up a room with his smile and laugh. knows how to joke around and knows when to stop too.

deep down a really emotional guy but isn’t willing to express it scared of being made fun of and seen different.
“Jockese is really smiley.”
Dude look at Jockese.”
Jockese by unkown222 October 9, 2022
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jockerey 

This word means having a major interest in things athletic and physicality.
I got tired of the jockerey of the weightlifters showing off their muscle!
jockerey by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021
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Persian for "The man who makes the bed" in refrence to those men responsible for preparing the beds of prostitutes at a brothel.
buro baba jockesh paras!
jockesh by David Bloom January 15, 2007

jockease 

Jockease is an easy to wear ¾” wide ultra plush cotton band that acts as a sling that wraps comfortably around the total package (penis & scrotum) which lifts and stabilizes the boy’s and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing, especially when sitting. Jockease provides better support, fuller size, shape and confidence!

Jockease also dampens kinetic energy, swaying and up & down oscillation. The cotton band allows the boy’s to breathe especially if you shave keeping you cool & dry with unrestricted comfort and freedom. Jockease can be worn under your favorite boxers, briefs and swimsuits or free ballin in only jeans.

Once you wear’em you’ll never stop!

Wearing Jockease really is comfortable and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing; plus they make me look huge!
jockease by Mister. Big December 26, 2008

Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.
"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

jockease 

Jockease is an easy to wear ¾” wide ultra plush cotton band that acts as a sling that wraps comfortably around the penis & scrotum.

Jockease lifts and cushions “the boy’s” and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing and provides better support, fuller proportional shape and size enhancement along with a truly erotic and sensational new feeling.

Either John has a big cock or he’s wearing Jockease.
jockease by Mr.. Big May 18, 2007

jockseppo 

A Scottish American.

Jock - Scottish Person
Seppo - Australian slang for yank (septic tank; seppo).
D: 'What an awesome afternoon it is to be stuck indoors!'
F:'Aye, is it nae! Gorgeous think the har is gona come in when the sun goes tho.'
D: 'Aye it is that lassie.'
F: 'Heeey! I'm only sayin coz i can see it out the window.'
D: 'Was just teasing your doric twang.'
F: ' Ah whit? Da be slaggin in ma doric yank hybrid chat.'
D: 'I like your chat you jockseppo.'
jockseppo by DaveRowlands April 29, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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