Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.
Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!
by Joe Musichead June 13, 2008
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by 04mopar May 15, 2016
Get the rock jock mug."Did you see Alex? Not only is he on the football team, he's got a new jock rocket, a Yamaha YZ6! How much more of a chick magnet cliche could he be? Get a puppy, too?"
by hmakav December 10, 2007
Get the jock rocket mug.to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
by Kolar July 13, 2012
Get the jock rocking mug.A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
by becy May 3, 2005
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"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".
by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008
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