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The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.
“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

Don’t go in there I just jarted!“
Jarting by Jartster69 April 18, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
When your significant other blows a huge load in your ass and everytime you fart for the next few hours a bit of jizz comes along with it.
Emily: hey becky last night andy came in my ass and i was jarting all night long!

Becky: omg next time tell him to pull out!
jarting by Noone000 June 11, 2017
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Jarting It

Jarting It is a term used for when somebody inhales the fumes from a jenkem balloon at a rapid pace.
Person 1: Bro Your actually Jarting It up right now are you okay?
Person 2: Im Jarting It.
Jarting It by queefinator3 December 23, 2025

jarring out 

Slang commonly heard in the small town of Timmins, Ontario, Canada
Slang for laughing hard
Yo, Calvin told me this really funny joke yesterday and I was jarring out bro!
jarring out by Techno_Mat September 5, 2017
When someone or something is beyond annoying
That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off
Jarring by a non jarring individual January 26, 2017
ugh ur so jarring stop talking
jarring by erin13661 July 16, 2018
Jarring basicali means annoyin
omg sara's bare jarring man she dnt hush
Jarring by Laydee T December 15, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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