Jarting

The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.

“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

“Don’t go in there I just jarted!“

by Jartster69 April 18, 2020

Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.

I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!

by XanderX May 08, 2010

jart

the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}

smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"

by JART JARTING JARTERD February 09, 2014

Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 12, 2017

Jart

Slang term for a THC vape cartridge.

"Yo can I grip that jart?"
"Is jart dead?"
"How we lookin on jart?"

by The Kratom Plug February 03, 2022

jart

A fart stored in a jar.

P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 22, 2016

Jart

When you shart in your jorts.

I thought I was a just a fart, but it was a shart, in my jorts. A jart.

by [e-mail] November 09, 2020