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Jmarch is the ultimate backstrapper, money stackaa, babe magnet and not to forget he is smooth as a goose. The jmarch has an average penis length of 0.4cm, however definitely makes up for it with girth.
Stop jmarch in a battle
jmarch by Moshapril January 7, 2022
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A Jarch is when you are playing video games and you bask in your glorious kill by tea bagging so hard that your fallen opponent can taste your unborn children.
That kid was such a noob trying to kill me with a shotgun. I killed him and gave him the Jarch over and over and over again until he rage quit the game.
Jarch by Anaconda Wanda June 19, 2017
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jmarciel 

Jmarciel is the biggest munch, especially for them blonde girls with a big bank. He loves his Nike Tech because he saw that one chick online say he’ll get all the bitches.
What’s your thoughts on Jmarciel?

He’s such a munch.
jmarciel by Quigglezz February 1, 2023

jarcheese 

" yo mang lemme get some jarcheese."
" i dont got any jarcheese bro hit up joey jarcheese jarchino he will."
jarcheese by jose de jalapeno August 18, 2011
One of the earliest poetic form in the Spanish peninsula—although some scholars start the study of Spanish poetry with this poetic form, I will argue that there was a wealth of poetry produced in Arabic and Hebrew before the “Reconquista”. The form was developed by the Arabs on the peninsula, Mozarabs. It produces a deep melancholy in the reader, as it usually is about unobtainable love or deep sadness and misfortune.
Student 1:
Read me some great poetry from Spain, maybe a Jarcha.

Student 2:
!Se nace acaso con mala suerte!
¡Quebrad, ojos míos, y doleos más aún!
~Yehuda Halevi (traduccion de Garcia Gomez)
Jarcha by Raulito July 11, 2007
A ship between archie and jughead
Me: Do you ship Jarchie?
everyone:Ew no,

me: i- okay 🤧
jarchie by Dvmi_Dale February 24, 2019
only THE BEST ship in all of the riverdale series, between archie andrews and jughead jones.
person:what do you think about the jarchie ship?
me:oh it's only the best ship in the whole entire series and i wish they would just acknowledge the fact that they like each other
jarchie by busterbitch May 14, 2020
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