jarchive

Jarchive: definition 1; the super duper secret hiding place a stoner/grower/connoisseur accidentally hides from himself an awesome collection of various special strains contained within airtight mason jars.

Hey cheech, don't toke that last nugget. Shouldn't we save a bud of the northern lights strain in the Jarchive?

jarchive by Santiago Suicide King February 20, 2017

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jarchie

A ship between archie and jughead

Me: Do you ship Jarchie?
everyone:Ew no,

me: i- okay 🤧

jarchie by Dvmi_Dale February 24, 2019

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jarchie

only THE BEST ship in all of the riverdale series, between archie andrews and jughead jones.

person:what do you think about the jarchie ship?
me:oh it's only the best ship in the whole entire series and i wish they would just acknowledge the fact that they like each other

jarchie by busterbitch May 14, 2020

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Jarchie

A strange crunchy cereal that inspires homosexuality in extremely he-man boys.

Odie: I had some Jarchie this morning, and now I am craving something... or someone.
Neil: Jarchie does that to me too.

Jarchie by unkp-anya January 17, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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