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A Jarch is when you are playing video games and you bask in your glorious kill by tea bagging so hard that your fallen opponent can taste your unborn children.
That kid was such a noob trying to kill me with a shotgun. I killed him and gave him the Jarch over and over and over again until he rage quit the game.
Jarch by Anaconda Wanda June 19, 2017
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Adj. Discription of something that has a bluish-green color.
She's got gorgeous jarch eyes!
jarch by Lyolya November 9, 2004
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A name for someone who spends over $500 on madden annually
How is your MUT Team so good?
I am a Jarch.
Jarch by CCFUs Logs January 12, 2018
To fuck someone in the ass
I Jarched my wife in bed lest night
Jarch by Vacantmars April 28, 2025
an AMAZING and WONDERFUL woman! Never leave her, never give up on her! Fight for her!!! Always! When she's your woman, you have the whole universe on your hands!
"You know Jarah?"
"Yeah, my universe. Why?"
Jarah by woobin January 31, 2020
An Assyrian word for poor thing - something you say when you're feeling sorry for someone.

The "J" is pronounced almost like "sh" and the "R" is rolled.

This word is best used sarcastically.
"Aw, she's ugly, jareh."

"Look at that man walking in the middle of the road... jareh, he wants to die, wait that's normal for Fairfield."

"Jareh, they're in love."

"Jareh, no one liked her photo."
Jareh by beautifulgirl100 October 13, 2013

Jarshitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar
Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter
Jarshitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019
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