jarchie

A ship between archie and jughead
Me: Do you ship Jarchie?
everyone:Ew no,

me: i- okay 🤧
by Dvmi_Dale February 25, 2019
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jarchie

only THE BEST ship in all of the riverdale series, between archie andrews and jughead jones.
person:what do you think about the jarchie ship?
me:oh it's only the best ship in the whole entire series and i wish they would just acknowledge the fact that they like each other
by busterbitch May 15, 2020
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Jarchie

A strange crunchy cereal that inspires homosexuality in extremely he-man boys.

Odie: I had some Jarchie this morning, and now I am craving something... or someone.
Neil: Jarchie does that to me too.
by unkp-anya January 18, 2009
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Jack Archibald (Jarchy)

A frat boy. One who does not shut the fuck up despite being asked multiple times. His face looks like an ass which is why his cheeks are red and his breath smells like shit. Give him some booze and he will turn in to the purest form of an obnoxious douche bag. He thinks he's funny and takes himself to seriously. He thinks this description is a joke, when in reality, he is the biggest joke there is.
Jack Archibald (Jarchy) 4 lokos deep at 520 and he's starting to scream at the women for being whores. Someone call silly Willy, we need to use lethal force.
by Disambiguation November 30, 2023
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