jughead

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence
You're such a jughead!
by Cpt. Obvious April 01, 2003
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someone who is late in getting or hard to wake up. someone who likes to lounge around for most of the day with no serious intention of doing much else
its already 2 pm, get up already!

shut up, im tired

youre such a jughead, youve already been sleeping for more than 10 hours!
by deloreshaze November 11, 2005
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(n.) an unconsciously ill-mannered, low-brow individual; earthy, to a fault.
Your father is kind of a jughead, gal... feet on the dinner table, dirty limericks, and I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually slam their fist when they talk about public transit.
by Demain August 23, 2011
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jughead

Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.
My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.
by Mike June 19, 2003
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jughead

A foolish or stupid person (Jay Scott)
"Wow Jay Scott is such a jughead!" "Yeah that guy's head is full of water."
by sloof_kissy April 16, 2019
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Jughead

The best... Or one of the best characters in the Archie comics. He is always hungry in the comics, and never want to settle for a girl. However in the hit show Riverdale, comic is a sexy beast played by Cole Sprouce who is dating Betty Cooper. In the show he is also antisocial, and hates Paris and let's very few people in his life after a tough childhood.
I want a boyfriend like Jughead, cute and antisocial.
by kittykats June 13, 2017
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Jughead

One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.
I prefer to read Jughead's digests, rather than any of the others, cuz it's cooler, and more fun.
by John the Redeemer July 27, 2006
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