jong

Jong is another word that originated in Australia for doing someone dirty, its a slang term synonym for being dogged

you jonged dogged him
you just got jonged dogged

by JongedOn July 18, 2020

jong

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.

DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.

by stereotypical May 09, 2008

jong

A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes.

Woah! your toe looks like a Jong!

by kEtRIna June 02, 2003

jong

that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance

crank my jong ho...
man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no

by Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh January 24, 2007

jong

a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey

jong special, delicious bodacious pizza

by Rickie boy April 17, 2007

JONG

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!

by Powder Maggot April 28, 2004

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 15, 2007