JONG 

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!

JONG by Powder Maggot April 27, 2004

Jong 

Also known as a gravity bong.

"time to rip the jong"

Jong by UrbanDictionaryUser12 June 21, 2022

jong 

Jong is another word that originated in Australia for doing someone dirty, its a slang term synonym for being dogged

you jonged dogged him
you just got jonged dogged

jong by JongedOn July 18, 2020

jong 

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.

DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.

jong by stereotypical May 9, 2008

Jong 

Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.

Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"

Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"

Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"

Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."

Jong by K-slizzle April 1, 2009

jong 

A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes.

Woah! your toe looks like a Jong!

jong by kEtRIna June 2, 2003

Jong 

The name given to a certain Joshua if he is spastic

1.uh oh ita JONG THE SPAZ MA TAZ
2.Oh jong, you're such a spaz

Jong by Gri-Unit April 28, 2005