jlanket

A Jean blanket

Marek: “That’s a pretty rad jlanket”
Ty: “KYS”

by SoreoTFM January 20, 2024

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE)

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

by jay lassiter January 31, 2004

jankety

When something is made cheaply without quality or is so old or obsolete that is is crap.

I need a new car, but I don't want to buy that jankety peice of shit!

You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??

by Jenny S. May 30, 2006

Jankety

Adj. (Jank-i-tee)
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."

Look at his jankety ass shoes; you can see his toes hanging out.

by Mr. Eponymous November 9, 2007

janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

by ... September 27, 2003

jankety

A relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. Created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the bastard child that none of the jank family will claim.

The inside roof of Alex's G-Ride Bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

Janketyassedest

Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.

It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.

by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010