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When something is made cheaply without quality or is so old or obsolete that is is crap.
I need a new car, but I don't want to buy that jankety peice of shit!

You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??
jankety by Jenny S. May 30, 2006
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Adj. (Jank-i-tee)
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."
Look at his jankety ass shoes; you can see his toes hanging out.
Jankety by Mr. Eponymous November 9, 2007
A relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. Created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the bastard child that none of the jank family will claim.
The inside roof of Alex's G-Ride Bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.
jankety by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006
Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
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Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies
Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.
Jankety by Sam o_e June 18, 2009
adj. Something of a jank nature

syn. Ratchet, jank
That is one jankety hat you got there.
Jankety by Urmelia and Urriel September 16, 2012
Something that is both junkie and scanky
That raccoon is jankety
Jankety by Efro November 26, 2015

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE) 

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones
moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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