jk lol 

when you want to take back something you said but you does not want it tone okword yuh dig

I poured boiling water on my newborn baby

jk lol

jk lol by imwhiteaf May 23, 2018

LOL jk 

1) LOL, JK - The 'textual communication' version of "Laughing Out Loud, Just Kidding". Popularly and incorrectly theorised to to actually mean "Laughing Out Loud, Joke"

1: Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen

2: gonna get drunkkkkkkkkkk this weekend!!!! LOL jk im muslim

LOL jk by Deej13 May 13, 2010

LOL jk but seriously though 

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

LOL jk but seriously though by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

LOL jk 

the newest facebook group fad, probably started by the group "hey baby, wanna turn on cod? LOL jk, get back to the kitchen."

it'll fade soon enough, just like all the turban groups did.

I'd take a bullet for you, LOL jk that would hurt.

I love you, LOL jk you're an ugly cunt.

Would you like salt and vinegar with your chips sir? LOL jk I'm Chinese, SOL VINGA?!

LOL jk by Roxyblue May 11, 2010

lol jk 

The most popular abbreviations used on the internet.

Girl: Wow, you are so ugly!
Guy: Ouch :(
Girl: lol jk !!

lol jk by Jesse J.,., June 20, 2008

lol jk 

Something PewDiePie says when he gets caught doing something stupid. For regular people, it's used to express someone making a joke, then laughing and saying that they're kidding. It's usually a mean joke.

If I hear one more person on the Internet say "lol jk" after insulting me, I'm gonna scream!

lol jk by ThatLameGuy April 22, 2017

Lol Jk 

The ULTIMATE undo to ANY insult that somehow miraculously makes everything better.

Dan:your mom is such a fucker, Lol Jk

Lol Jk by MidNightMan510 April 12, 2020