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jkll
When you insult some one you may say jkll at the end telling them its a joke and they should laugh about it,
jkll by WaldoTracker101 June 19, 2009
Jaloliddin Satimov
Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.
Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021
Jaloliddin Satimov
Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.
Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021
Jalolies
Toppings or additions to food; fixings or garnishes that add flavor to a base food; used mostly to describe toppings on salad.
Jalolies by Crash Rehven February 10, 2023
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