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ur fat jklol
jklol by pollynikka April 26, 2022
Joking, Laugh Laugh
When you insult some one you may say jkll at the end telling them its a joke and they should laugh about it,
jkll by WaldoTracker101 June 19, 2009
A way of saying just kidding and laugh out loud, in a short and simple manner. using the hip terms from the internet jk and lol including a z
Bobby is so cool, jklolz
jklolz by Doyle2222 December 24, 2008

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.
Guy: Eww, is that an orge?
Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov.
Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.
Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*
Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Jalolies 

Toppings or additions to food; fixings or garnishes that add flavor to a base food; used mostly to describe toppings on salad.
Feeling full, Jackie decided to just eat the jalolies off her salad, leaving the remaining greens.
Jalolies by Crash Rehven February 10, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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