jizzpiss

when you jizz and then piss afterwards

"Man last night I let out a jizzpiss on my girlfriend, she wasnt too pleased with that"

by Hobbs April 14, 2005

Jizzypiss

the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.

Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.

I just jizzypissed in your mouth.

Lets jizzypiss on your mom.

by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009

Jizz Piss

the first urination following an ejaculation. Some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. Can be a 'split' urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.

Remo: Yo man, I just got done fucking Katie and I gotta take a Jizz Piss.

Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!

by Spigkoque February 3, 2010

jizz-piss

When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.

I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.

by poop April 12, 2005

Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.

Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.

I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.

by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012

anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

by N473B34N December 17, 2008