jizzeronic

When something (anything it doesn’t have to be sexual) is so amazing that it makes you metaphorically or physically cum

Oi your brownies are actually so jizzeronic

jizzeronic by Finley bigger March 1, 2018

Jizzerific 

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

Jizzerific by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jizzaroni and cheese 

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

jizzaroni and cheese by evak April 6, 2008

Jizzerific 

When something is so great it makes you wanna Jizz all over the place.

Wow, that was so fucking jizzerific

Jizzerific by Miss Jizz March 13, 2005

Jizzeroni pizza 

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

Jizzeroni pizza by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

jizzeroni and spleege 

Basically means “it is what it is.”

Friend 1: “Dude i just got fired”
Friend 2: “Oh damn bro. Are u good tho?”
Friend 1: “Hey man, jizzeroni and spleege.”

jizzeroni and spleege by Legarian April 19, 2024