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a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.

the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around

jazzmonkey by twinkletoes July 20, 2003

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JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

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JazzHonkey Bite

Grabbing a handful of someone else’s thigh and pinching while yelling JazzHonkey.

David Schwimmer got a JazzHonkey Bite yesterday

JazzHonkey Bite by Drugstore_Cowboy December 12, 2021

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jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007

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jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

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jackmonkey

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005

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Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.

1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.

Jizzmonkery by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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