jazzmonkey

a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.

the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around

by twinkletoes July 20, 2003

JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

by JM Delif May 20, 2007

JazzHonkey Bite

Grabbing a handful of someone else’s thigh and pinching while yelling JazzHonkey.

David Schwimmer got a JazzHonkey Bite yesterday

by Drugstore_Cowboy December 12, 2021

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jackmonkey

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

by Jx2 May 9, 2005

Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.

1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.

by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009