jizzbee

a jewish frisbee, or the act of jizzing while spinning in a circle.

his shit was all over the walls after that jizzbee

by mrmong July 25, 2010

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Ultimate Jizzbee

A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.

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Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.

by Lil Sean March 27, 2023

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Jizbee

A small disk of hardened spunk that can be skimmed through the air like a Frisbee

James and cuthbert used to love skimming jizbees at each other across the garden

by Blue Man Dan November 18, 2020

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jizzbeard

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.

she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.

by rthomasreid February 14, 2006

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Jizzbrella

The Jizzbrella is a group sexual activity and is a variant of a traditional bukkake. The Jizzbrella is customarily performed by a group of men on one to two females or a group of men on one to two males. The hallmark of the Jizzbrella is it's reference to jizz and brella meaning umbrella. In the act, one or two women or men center themselves on their knees and are then surrounded by a group of males. The number of men is unlimited. To simulate the umbrella effect, the one or two individuals in the middle then dawn shower caps over their heads ensuring that they are extended out around their heads as umbrella like as possible. The activity then commences to music to the best known 1952 musical film Singin' in the Rain in which Gene Kelly memorably danced to the song while splashing through puddles during a rainstorm. The circled males commence masturbation and one by one or multiples at a time, drop their jizz onto the participants' shower caps creating a deluge of semen that runs down the cap. When complete, there are puddles of semen around the floor and may be danced and played in for theatrical effect.

Rodney and Howard surprised their girlfriends by setting up a group sex event for them at a local hotel. After calling room service for some additional shower caps, the girls were encircled by a group of jizz loaded males who released their loads all over their caps creating a semen monsoon all to the happy soundtrack to Singing in the Rain. It was the best Jizzbrella the two had ever participated in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014

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