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Asi's bff. beautiful. attractive, pretty, handsome, good-looking, nice-looking, pleasing, alluring, prepossessing, as pretty as a picture. lovely, charming, delightful, appealing, engaging, winsome. ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning, arresting, glamorous, irresistible, bewitching, beguiling.
hey jizi, you're so jizi!
jizi by JiziLover August 17, 2018
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Dude! this pizza is jizical
jizical by Raven1214 October 15, 2009
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jizillionaire 

Someone who has had a lot of sex with men therefore been on the recieving end of a lot of semen 'jism'.
That girl has fucked so many guys she must be a jizillionaire!
jizillionaire by BexT April 20, 2008
A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"
We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!
jizinal by Urban humor November 8, 2015

jizim junky 

An individual that craves semen, or more specifically cocksnott.
That jizim junky is thirsting for my cock snott!
jizim junky by biggdogg September 4, 2003
after a blow job the person giving the blow job swallows and waits for the digestion process to do its thing. the next day when the person shits the same person that recieved the blow job fucks them in the ass, resulting in the jizz going back on the dick.
ronnie game me the best blow job yesterday so i fucked him in the ass today to make it a jizit
jizit by roldy23 April 10, 2011
jizim by Cupernicus November 8, 2002
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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