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Jiziah is a relaxed Person. Everyone loves to be around him. He can low-key be mean. Jiziah gets mad very quick. Don’t loose him tho.
Jiziah cool.
Jiziah by Cupid Love May 11, 2019
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whizzah jizzah 

When you’ve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard
“Bro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didn’t think he was going to go back down
whizzah jizzah by chHAad February 14, 2021
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A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!
“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”
Joziah by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018
Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.
Fan 1: Hey that's LSK

Fan 2: No way let's get his autograph

Fan 1: Hey Kris! Can I get your auto...
Joziah: Go f**k yourself
*Fan 1 later went on to become Barack Obama*
Joziah by MWOODZ October 19, 2018
Jaziah is the female version of Iziah (Isaiah)-can mean female prophetess. Also means "The strength of Jahovah".

Jaziah is a sweet and innocent daughter of the Most High. she is SUPER intelligent and was put on this Earth is further Jah works.

To be named Jaziah is a complete and pure blessing.
What the world needs right now is more Jaziah's.

Amazing,Intelligent,Complex,Wonderful,joyful,understanding,prophetess
Jaziah by empress elissa February 4, 2010
Jeziah is the cutest person on this earth. She dont like "fake" people who start to much drama. She not scared to fight NOBODY on this earth. Jeziah smart, funny, and pretty. She got a bunch of friends. She will fuss anybody out if they got a problem with her. You dont want to ever mess with her.
Jeziah is the best ever.
Jeziah by Theyl0ve.me November 18, 2018
Jaziah is very handsome and is very happy
Jaziah is so hot
Jaziah by Urbanuser100 November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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