shooting jizzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened sexual pleasure. jizzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, buttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and felching)

i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic jizzgasm al in that bitchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that shit or her little jailbait cumguzzling jizzpuppet cockflute is gonna have some fucking sperm in her bloodstream, BEEEATCH!

jizzgasm by gdk cockgleamer September 29, 2005

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jizzgasm

A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.

I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.

jizzgasm by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003

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jizzasm

When you're having an orgasm, the massive splattering of splooge everywhere stimulates an awkward excitement inside of you... leading to another orgasm... and that orgasm leads to another... and another... thus beginning a never ending cycle or semen generated orgasms that will most likely last for the remainder of your life. Naturally, things like having a job, going to church, or simply eating and drinking, become exceedingly difficult.

Man... watching my man juice spray everywhere led me into an eternal state of "jizzasm".

Father giving advice to son: Whatever you do son, try not to focus on your splooge explosion... it could lead you into the repetitious cycle of jizzasm that your brother Timmy has been experiencing for the last six years. You don't want to live in the basement with him do you?
Son: No way dad, I don't to live in that cum-coated basement!

jizzasm by Timmy Juggernaut July 31, 2008

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