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mop used to mop up jiz primarilly in nudie booths and or other fine low level porn establishments.

Ron !! Grab that jiz mop and take of this shit in booth 2. This guy jizzed all over the glass. I mean it looks Peter North spent the night in here.

jiz mop by joe_bob20 April 28, 2008

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jiz mop

when a man or a woman is just slut

man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today

jiz mop by D mizzel for shizzel May 31, 2015

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jiz mopper

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.

I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up

jiz mopper by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005

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jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

jiz mopper by eric August 4, 2003

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jizmophobia

Irrational fear of jizz and white sauces.

Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!

I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!

jizmophobia by spidey13 January 14, 2015

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jizmop

Cloth or tissue used to clear up jizz

"There were no tissues by the bed so I had to use my pants as a jizmop."

jizmop by Schpongbot May 26, 2014

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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