jiz mop 

mop used to mop up jiz primarilly in nudie booths and or other fine low level porn establishments.

Ron !! Grab that jiz mop and take of this shit in booth 2. This guy jizzed all over the glass. I mean it looks Peter North spent the night in here.

jiz mop by joe_bob20 April 28, 2008

jiz mop 

when a man or a woman is just slut

man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today

jiz mop by D mizzel for shizzel May 31, 2015

jiz mopper 

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.

I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up

jiz mopper by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005

jiz mopper 

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

jiz mopper by eric August 4, 2003

jizmophobia 

Irrational fear of jizz and white sauces.

Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!

I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!

jizmophobia by spidey13 January 14, 2015

jizmop 

Cloth or tissue used to clear up jizz

"There were no tissues by the bed so I had to use my pants as a jizmop."

jizmop by Schpongbot May 26, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020