PWD's definitions

piss tool

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools

I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory

by PWD June 11, 2006

jived

Dodged out of a commitment. Let someone down intentionally.

He promised me he'd bring me the money he owed today but he's jived me.

I'm not going to his party, I'm going to jive it.

by PWD May 31, 2006

no mark

Also commonly used in Merseyside to describe an underacheiver, with no friends, no ambition, no job, but who often has illusions that he is someone or thinks he's important.

Look at fat Eddie with his new suit on. He's trying to look important but he's just a no mark.His last job was milk monitor in first grade.

by PWD July 2, 2006

cotton picking mama

Big fat & very black woman with large lips, breasts and arse

Hey Kizzy you cotton picking mama why you got that water jug on your head.
Hey Kizzy your frightening them little children you fat cotton picking mama

by PWD June 11, 2006

bullet head

A boorish youth with a skinhead or crewcut whose sole interests in life are violent activities such as cage fighting, football hooliganism, causing fights in pubs, and hanging around seedy gyms etc These activities are also their only topic of conversation usually through a sense of inadequacey. They are always found wanting when faced with a fair fight. Their ambition in life is to become a bouncer.

That Alan is such a bullet head, always causing fights after he's had two pints.
''Oi bullet head! Stop acting hard on those girls cos your with a gang''

by PWD July 5, 2006

benefit babe

Baby born to a benefit bitch usually sired by 'persons unknown'and often a different skin colour to its mother. Usually one of many siblings born at 9 monthly intervals. The birth of a benefit babe is the benefit bitches equivalent of getting a pay rise, extra milk tokens and often the keys to a larger house. Benefit babes are always saddled with ridiculously flamboyant names similar to those popstars give to their children.

Jackie has just spawned her 12th benefit babe, it just dropped out as she arrived home from the nightclub. Good job she had no knickers on. She's going down to the social tomorrow to claim some extra benefits. She's christened it 'Mary Jo Flo beth Amy Lou Pixie Appple Tesco' Had it been a boy she was going to call it 'Ben' which is short for benefit.

by PWD June 11, 2006

shed thief

One of the lowest form of criminal amongst the criminal fraternity.A put down used by someone who considers himself a superior.

He's just a low down shed thief. He's one of 'the great shed robbers'isn't he {as in great train robbers}

by PWD May 31, 2006