Jimmi

Jimmi can be used in the place of any of the following words:

sexy, crazy, hot, explosion, fuck, sneeze, sex, amazing, unbelievable.

When used in a sentence it must be capitalized and followed by an orgasm of some kind.

Examples:

"Wow, that was so Jimmi!"

"That's so fucking Jimmi..."

"Damn, that's Jimmi."

by Jimmi Baez February 7, 2008

jimmi

a really sexy dude from california

Hubba Hubba That guy is a jimmi

by anonymous heartthrob November 26, 2003

Jimmi Simpson

The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".

"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"

"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"

"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."

Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"

by Barbara Barbara March 4, 2017

Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

Jimin Effect

The ability of kpop boyband BTS member Park Jimin to trend effortlessly and snatch locals whenever he does something. Also sometimes used to refer to his ability to snatch straight dudes into questioning their sexuality.

Dude: bro why is 'guy with pink hair' is trending on twitter?
Me: BTS performed in a US TV show so that's just The Jimin Effect
Dude: it cant just be him though 'guy with purple hair' also trended last time who's that?
Me: Jimin
Dude: what! 'guy in red suit'?
Me: still Jimin
Dude: 'guy with silver h-'?
Me: JIMIN
Dude: ...
Dude: no homo bro but damnnnn he's beautiful
Me: bro that's the Jimin Effect bro
Dude: bro...

by chimchimmy July 9, 2019

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

The jimin effect

The jimin effect happens when straight males watches a clip fx in a music video (blood sweat and tears most often) and when jimin appers the affect takes place the guy whos watching it will probably say somethimg like “im straight but jimin-“ or “okay i have a girlfriend but-“ so shortly said it’s when jimin makes straight males simp for him

Person 1: omg dude i think i just experienced the jimin effect
Person 2: oh ive experienced that several times

by choi.in December 22, 2020