jigglemit
Guy 1:Dude Jim got hit pretty hard, is he ok?
Guy 2:Yeah but he jigglemited everywhere, it was gross.
Guy 2:Yeah but he jigglemited everywhere, it was gross.
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jiggledick
1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
jiggledick by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011
jigglewatts
1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).
jigglewatts by Kelce January 18, 2008
jigglewatt
A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.
The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
jigglewatt by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006
Jiggerita
A Jiggerita is a modified margarita that is mixed very strong by a true fucking goon. Usually made by adding an extra jigger of Hornitos tequila. This drink is usually given to first-time drinkers or elderly relatives with the purpose of getting them wasted faster.
"My grandsons came over to visit and made margaritas. I think they snuck me a Jiggerita because I was almost on my ass after one drink."
Jiggerita by Bigbilldoyle March 12, 2019