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Jibbling is the art of attacking a friends neck by grabbing the chub chub or skin and shaking/jiggling it in a demeaning fashion. The key to Jibbling is to be stealthy and strike when your victim least expects it.
Dude u missed Bill Jibbling Adam at lunch today!! Bill showed no mercy on his neck his technique was flawless!!
Jibbling by Roy751 February 2, 2010
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The act of masturbating into ones moms beloved 18th century china, and once the release of bodily fluids is complete the china is smashed onto the scrotum area until excruciating pain is present in the testicles.
I think i'm going to get up to some jibbling this afternoon whilst my moms out grocery shooping.
jibbling by hotsalad March 30, 2011
Riding a skateboard deck with no wheels or trucks on it down a snow covered hill.
Similar to snow skating.
Somehow Dan ended up with a shoe in his ass after a harsh jibbling wipeout.
jibbling by snow doak December 29, 2007

Jibbling Giblets 

Another word for a woman's breasts
I want to squeeze her jibbling giblets.
Jibbling Giblets by Donkeykonger December 20, 2009

Jibbling off 

To masterbait
Gender neutral term for jerking off
Joe: ewww did see Greta humping Timothy the 3rd’s leg?
Moma: ya she is always jibbling off on things like yesterday on the school cafeteria seats
Jibbling off by —QWERTY— August 19, 2021
A snowboarding style refering to the use of rails, tables, trees, etc. as obstacles.
I was doing some jibbing in the park until I ate it on the "C" rail.
jibbing by hardline_42 February 4, 2004

Jibblington 

when you thrust your thumb up your own ass until it bleeds then wipe it on your mums face when she is asleep because she gave you less food at dinner time than usual
Mum - "your only having 2 waffles today David"

Son - "fuck you skank hoe your gonna get a jibblington tonight"
Jibblington by Necro<3-69 November 16, 2010
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