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Jiangitis
Jiangitis is when you have the time to text an action mean whilst trying to do it. This is most often said when the action is something that does not last for a long time (i.e., a few seconds) because it is simply not practical for one to spend time texting instead of committing to that task and also when the person being 'diagnosed' with Jiangitis often does so or is very eccentric (weird). For example, someone might be trying to find a gif whilst texting: "trying to find that gif", and does that almost every day.
*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*
*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*
Person A: omg this is the fifth time this week im trying to find that sock cos I need to leave rn
Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis
Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis
Jiangitis by taewithkookie April 14, 2022
Related Words
jiangyi • jiangjing • Jianging it • Jiangitis • Jingyicism • jing yi • Jiang Bin • jiang jingzuo • Jiang Xina • Jian Yin
jiangjing
If your name is JiangJing you are highly probable to be one of the cutest friends ever. She is hard-working but a procrastinator (don't lie). Her music taste is stunning. She is emotional af and animals are 🥺 to her. She is beautiful in every single way and fully gorgeous. If she was a goddess she would be their queen. Her hugs are warm and one of their best abilities, everyone likes them. Her sense of humor is hilarious and always makes you smile and/or laugh. She definitely is someone you want to keep in your life because she listens and helps you when you need it.
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