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jiangjing 

If your name is JiangJing you are highly probable to be one of the cutest friends ever. She is hard-working but a procrastinator (don't lie). Her music taste is stunning. She is emotional af and animals are 🥺 to her. She is beautiful in every single way and fully gorgeous. If she was a goddess she would be their queen. Her hugs are warm and one of their best abilities, everyone likes them. Her sense of humor is hilarious and always makes you smile and/or laugh. She definitely is someone you want to keep in your life because she listens and helps you when you need it.
-What's her name?
-Jiangjing, she's amazing 🥺
jiangjing by Ali 😗✌🏽 May 20, 2020
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jiangjing by Ali 😗✌🏽 May 20, 2020

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

JingJing 

Look at JingJing! She's such an amazing unicorn.
JingJing by Kaidan.skitty February 1, 2013

Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus 

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

Jangjingja 

if you don't want to curse in filipino but you want to make it sound so catchy and fun so there you have it.
jangjingja you're always hurting me when can you stop?!?
Jangjingja by paOxixixiTT September 1, 2019