Jiangitis 

Jiangitis is when you have the time to text an action mean whilst trying to do it. This is most often said when the action is something that does not last for a long time (i.e., a few seconds) because it is simply not practical for one to spend time texting instead of committing to that task and also when the person being 'diagnosed' with Jiangitis often does so or is very eccentric (weird). For example, someone might be trying to find a gif whilst texting: "trying to find that gif", and does that almost every day.

*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*

Person A: omg this is the fifth time this week im trying to find that sock cos I need to leave rn
Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis

Jiangitis by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

jungitis 

The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.

Bob: What happened to that guy? He use to be cool...
Frank: Didn't you hear? He has the jungitis...

jungitis by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006