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The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.
That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.
jonald by dillard carr January 12, 2016

Jhonalyn 

A beautiful girl with brown hair often is the most loyal to the things she loves, very happy and cheerful, but emotional af
You are a jhonalyn
Jhonalyn by Conceitedxxx June 7, 2021
The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.
Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.
jonald by dillard carr January 25, 2016

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it
random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

johnald crump 

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.
Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016

Jhonadelle 

A ball of sunshine but has many insecurities and always pretends to be strong after having several mental breakdowns
You look so happy jhonadelle
Jhonadelle by Albonoim October 22, 2019