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Mario loving nerd

Friend 1- hey did you see jhonald he beat me in smash

Friend 2- aw shit man I wanna challenge him

jhonald by anonymous March 28, 2022

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jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

jonald by dillard carr January 12, 2016

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Jhonalyn

A beautiful girl with brown hair often is the most loyal to the things she loves, very happy and cheerful, but emotional af

You are a jhonalyn

Jhonalyn by Conceitedxxx June 7, 2021

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jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.

Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.

jonald by dillard carr January 25, 2016

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Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

Jonald McRonaldson by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

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johnald crump

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016

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Jhonadelle

A ball of sunshine but has many insecurities and always pretends to be strong after having several mental breakdowns

You look so happy jhonadelle

Jhonadelle by Albonoim October 22, 2019

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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