jhonnalyn
near menopausal stage, slow when it comes to jokes, associated with red polka dots, small but terrible, mentally unstable
jhonnalyn by Spine Breaker May 27, 2018
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jhonnalyn
near menopausal stage, associated with red polka dots, mentally unstable, small but terrible, slow when it comes to jokes
jhonnalyn by Spine Breaker May 27, 2018
Jhonnatan
The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.
P1: Hey, do you know Jhonnatan?
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
Jhonnatan by theonewhowillloveyouforever May 17, 2014
jonnalyn
The word root jonnalyn comes from tagigao it has no complete definition but is used to describe what is beautiful, because Jonnalyn is beautiful
Shane : babe you have a boogger coming out of your nose
Jonnalyn : oh thank you
Shane : your welco…
Jonnalyn : (crying) you always call out my flaws
Shane : *sigh* haha your welcome
Jonnalyn : oh thank you
Shane : your welco…
Jonnalyn : (crying) you always call out my flaws
Shane : *sigh* haha your welcome
jonnalyn by Dexter BS Pablo November 22, 2021
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