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Jaron
Someone who can make you feel as if nothing else matters. Their laugh is the most beautiful thing you have ever heard. You get flutters in your tummy and your heart skips a beat. They make every bad nightmare disappear, they make you realize how beautiful you truly are. A man who can turn your world upside down in the best possible way. The best thing to ever happen to you.
Jaron by wittlewion June 17, 2014
Jhason
A Jhason is a boujee AF guy who only wears designer clothes and would not be caught dead in a 'basic' midpriced retail store. If you wish to find a Jhason on a weekend, cling a tequila bottle and yell 'SHOTS!' and of course don't forget the lemon. Despite being boujee Jhasons are extremely generous, you can expect free meals and house parties on a regular basis. Be aware though Jhasons are quite friendly but shows no mercy when it comes to alcohol and parties.
Jhason by icemunds191 October 15, 2019
jaron
The most sweetest guy you will ever meet in your entire life. He says the sweetest things that make you smile like an idiot. Every time you see him, you forget how to breathe and your heart begins to race. Every night before you sleep and every morning when you wake up, he's on your mind. #143Jaron.
Whenever I feel down, Jaron would always be there for me to wipe my tears and put a smile on my face.
jaron by kissedbyythesunn August 9, 2012
Dirty Jaron
The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
Dirty Jaron by pbody2001 October 7, 2020
Jaron
Jaron is just the goat. He is the best at anything he attempts. He's so good that girls are all over him.
Jaron by CHICKRADICAL555 October 9, 2019
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