jfkal
Jfkal is what your brain is
jfkal by Hdkwoskxnxnakqodjdndhjrkelakxn December 29, 2021
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jfald
jfald by Dat.Gurl.C July 1, 2017
asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai
JFKML
John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.
my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML
so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY
I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY
so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY
I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY
JFKML by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010
jakalala
jakalala by johnjosephtony November 5, 2010
jfklsdjfa;fj
a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored
jfklsdjfa;fj by almostawesome October 12, 2011
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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