jfkal
Jfkal is what your brain is
jfkal by Hdkwoskxnxnakqodjdndhjrkelakxn December 29, 2021
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jfald
jfald by Dat.Gurl.C July 1, 2017
asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
JFKML
John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.
my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML
so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY
I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY
so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY
I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY
JFKML by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010
jakalala
jakalala by johnjosephtony November 5, 2010
jfklsdjfa;fj
a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored
jfklsdjfa;fj by almostawesome October 12, 2011
Jakal
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.