jffma 

Just fucking fuck me already

Person one” man, jffma”
Person two “ omg yes!!”

jffma by Wassaaaa.com July 10, 2022

Jeffmads 

Why this wasn't in the Urban Dictionary before, I don't know. Jeffmads is the greatest ship ever. In the Hamilton fandom it's the ship between Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It's so otp (one true pairing).

There's two types of people in this world: Those who ship Jeffmads and those who ship Jamilton.

Jeffmads by IAmACoonhogmouse June 16, 2018

jfmamjjasond 

The first letters of every month of the year, written by either a very bored person or as a potential mysterious dying message in a murder drama

oblivious assistant: "jfmamjjasond" with a circle on the second 'j'... this is probably just some child scribbles
mystery drama OP detective: It seems the killer is named June

jfmamjjasond by daphtya July 24, 2019

JFFAIL 

The worst kind of fail that anyone can pull by far.

"I don't know why, but my computer isn't working too well, so I formated C to try and fix it but now all I get is the blue screen of death."

"Dude, that's such a JFFAIL."

JFFAIL by JacquesLolz April 24, 2010

jfmamjjasond 

When ur bored in class and type in the first letter of each month
A synonym for year

A decade is 10 Jfmamjjasonds

jfmamjjasond by yeebo28 April 23, 2020

jflma

JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

ex: hey I want you back
you: JFLMA!!!!

jflma by destinymgarciaa August 10, 2021

jfma 

Abbreviation for “just fuck me already”

(Texting)
Boy: Hey, you look pretty hot.
Girl: Jfma!

jfma by GoofyG00berJr August 25, 2020