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That one intelligent, yet quiet girl that gets REALLY excited for Disneyland and educational raps. Especially "Hamilton the American Musical"
She is such a Jezneel, staying up all night rapping and studying, while listening to 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin.
jezneel by potatocheese September 3, 2016
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Aesthetically pleasing, she is a beautiful child... traight up aesthetic
Jezreel is aesthetic. She is the definition of aesthetic. She is an amazing internet friend/amiga
jezreel by Itsyagirlsteph June 23, 2017
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Name of a boy ideal for Grace.
At first glance, you might see him as plain, mediocre man, but when you get to know his soul, his being, you wouldn't want him to lose from your sight... No, you would pray to be with him the rest of your life. Jezreel isn't that perfect; he gets into troubles sometimes and would even have shortcomings. Despite these, he stay firm to himself, strong and always dignified. An imperfect man who loves perfectly.
I love you, Jezreel. Always.
Jezreel by esyangyang January 27, 2018
An absolute class act

Works hard and does everything to the best of his potential hes often identified as royalty Jezreels are laid back and chill love video games and sport with the best sense of humour a person can have
Friend : hey is that Jezreel
Me : yes thats the guy who makes us laugh all the time
JEZREEL by Princep1 January 10, 2021
Jezreel looks like a really competent, mean, and inconsiderate guy. He always has an angry expression on his face, but really, he’s a super down to earth guy. He’s nice to everyone and he also knows everyone, everyone likes him because he’s super generous and funny, sure he makes really inappropriate jokes but those jokes will most likely make you laugh... or uncomfortable, but don’t worry because Jezreels will make you not uncomfortable by making another joke that is less inappropriate. Jezreels tend to be really talented and athletic, he plays a lot video games and he’s attracted to girls with same humour as him. Jezreels are good at volleyball even if they don’t like it, their heights average around 5’5-5’9 and they make good use of their heights. Jezreels like to hide what they really feel, they hide their sadness or anxiety with jokes and smiles. Jezreels make everyone laugh and smile even with a really dumb joke... somehow. Most importantly, Jezreels are really rare and most likely you’ll meet them once in your life, or even never, make sure to spend time with them as much as you can because Jezreels don’t have much time in their hands.
“Do you know that guy right there that makes everyone laugh?”
“Oh yeah that’s Jezreel, he’ll always make you laugh”
Jezreel by Cabinet Shampoo December 14, 2019
A very hot girl who normally has blond hair and bluish greenish eyes. She's the perfect height for hugs. Jezreels, also known as Jezzie's, have screeches for everything. When agitated, Jezzie's will often bite. Jezzie's make for amazing girlfriends. If you got yourself a pet Jezreel as a girlfriend, consider yourself very lucky.
"That girl is smoking hot and is screeching at a birb, she must be a Jezreel!"
"My girlfriend is such a Jezreel"
Jezreel by Acaicia aka Connor September 18, 2018
That boy jezreel is lookin kinda jezreel right now
Jezreel by blizzrdx April 27, 2021
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