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A member of the Jewish Mafia. Its predecessor, the common word Goomba, means one of Italian descent, and most likely is employed in some sort of "family" business.
"Since Larry didn't pay his rent on time, Barry Goldstein and his Jewmba posse came after him, threatening to charge further late fees if his rent check continued to be tardy."
Jewmba by Samkharvey July 30, 2006
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A robotic vacuum device thats only purpose is to collect spare change off the floor and under furniture.
Oh my backs killing me and I cant reach the floor.....time to call in the jewmba.
jewmba by TheByStander August 25, 2011
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A person of dark skin colour, also of Jewish belief. Has the normal traits of a Jew- stinginess, richness and such. However, they are a hybrid breed. They also have traits of a bruhthuh, and steal all the f***ing time.
Jewbalack: "Can I borrow some money?"
Poor Soul: "No."
*Jewbalack steals dat shiet anyway*
Jewbalack by ThatCheesyTroll October 22, 2013
A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.
Jewbaca by Bogrov December 14, 2009

jewbalooba 

- A fat jew
- Someone who does something you don't like, usually in a way pertaining to money
- A curse word
"Look at that ugly jewbalooba."
"You jewbalooba, pay me back!"
"Jewbalooba!"
jewbalooba by jonasdpeter July 1, 2008

Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.
General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."
Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

jewbagel supreme 

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.
Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.
jewbagel supreme by DonnieDD January 15, 2011
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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