jewkie

(noun) a jew with a cookie; or a freshly baked jew.

HEY LOOK...its a JEWKIE!!;
Mom: What do you want for supper, timmy?
Timmy: I want a JEWKIE!!
Mom: No, no dessert before dinner.

jewkie by iLikeMoney Money May 29, 2008

jeekies 

the cutest chubby cheeks belonging to the cutest boy ever han jisung

jtan jisung jand jis jeekies jor jlear jkin

jeekies by stanthejeekies August 3, 2019

Jeekies 

Cheeks of Han Jisung of Stray Kids, the famous K-pop group. Jeekies are so cute. Jeekies are actually squirrel type

Hannie's jeekies are soooo cuuuutttteeeee

Jeekies by ONCE an ARMY, forever a STAYBL February 13, 2021

jewkini 

A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.

Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini

jewkini by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020

jewbie 

someone who when they play a MMORPG game such as Runescape , puts their focus on making as much money as they can rather than gaining experience or levels through questing and grinding abilities

i watched this Jewbie pick up 10k fucking cowhides in Free to play

in the time he did that he could of made 10x that skilling

jewbie by BellasaurusTheJust May 4, 2019

jewkle 

Mans best friend (Canis lupus familiaris) Cumbrian Term for dog.

I am going to take the jewkle out for a nash.

jewkle by Albert Brown June 11, 2006

jack-off jenkies 

The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.

I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.

Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?

Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!

jack-off jenkies by Bwillo April 12, 2011