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jewkini

A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.
Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini
by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020
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Jewtini

A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010
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Jewminican

The Piña family is proud of their Jewish and Dominican Republic heritage; referring to themselves as Jewminicans.
by Uh'merry-can. April 10, 2017
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Jenkini

"sam was wearing his jenkini by the pool'
by Springfresh March 21, 2010
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Jewginity

jew·gin·i·ty joo jínnətee
n

1. sexual intercourse with a person of jewish beliefs for the first time.
When I went to Israel last year, I got drunk and lost my jewginity with this insanely hot Jewish girl.
by Chancellor St. Blue May 10, 2010
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jewdini

A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them
"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"
by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009
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leeroy jenkining

To spontaneously throw caution out the window and run into battle yelling "LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"
Im going to be leeroy jenkining during this battle
by 321poptarts August 19, 2012
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