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A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
Jewtini by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010
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Jewminican 

The Piña family is proud of their Jewish and Dominican Republic heritage; referring to themselves as Jewminicans.
Jewminican by Uh'merry-can. April 10, 2017
"sam was wearing his jenkini by the pool'
Jenkini by Springfresh March 21, 2010

Jewginity 

jew·gin·i·ty joo jínnətee
n

1. sexual intercourse with a person of jewish beliefs for the first time.
When I went to Israel last year, I got drunk and lost my jewginity with this insanely hot Jewish girl.
A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them
"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"
jewdini by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

leeroy jenkining 

To spontaneously throw caution out the window and run into battle yelling "LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"
Im going to be leeroy jenkining during this battle
leeroy jenkining by 321poptarts August 19, 2012