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jewjob

when i jew places his jewish overgrown nose inside a womans pussy and licks her asshole at the same time as well as moving his nose in and out occasionally for added pleasure.
Man: what do you wanna do?
Woman: how about you give me another jewjob? the last one was sooooo good.
Man: ok, look out below
by acidJUNKY January 9, 2008
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jewmobile

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.
Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.
by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006
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jewcob

A jewish person with the name Jacob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewcob" can also refure to a non jewish person with the name Jacob, but shows stereotypical jewish trates and owe people money.
Jewcob owes me £10 from when i brought him lunch.
My friend Jewcob is actually called jacob!
by Bob_The_Writer March 20, 2014
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Jewoobs

Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014
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Jew Job

A) To find a solution in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy, usually performed in a pooorly planned caper.
B) To jew someone by selling stolen items back to the unwitting victim at a lower price.
C) Paying one man to perform the task usually done by five.
Person 1: "I've been digging this ditch alone for days now, sure wish boss would hire some help!"
Person 2: "Shit boy, you are the help! You just got jew jobbed!"

Example: Sending your employees to another business to steal cleaning suplies, napkins, condiments, paper and other essential suplies rather than buy it themselves.
by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith December 2, 2007
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Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ
Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?
by spkoty October 11, 2009
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Jewjab

Jewish person. Usually not actually jewish but acting like a jew anyway.
Damn Mikes a jewjab.
Yea i hear he's not even jewish!
by Wowko October 17, 2008
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