jewoblery 

Of or relating to something that makes no sense what so ever. No common sense was applied. Usually relating to chain of command decisions.

Work's jewoblery today is at an all time high!

jewoblery by Hay-ness on behalf of G-money September 2, 2007

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Jingle Jangle Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

driveway jewelery 

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

driveway jewelery by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Jewelery whore 

Is a man or a woman who likes jewelery so much that they get married and divorced just so they can get more jewelery

This is Nancy's 4th marriage she's such a jewelery whore.

Jewelery whore by Pcake31 December 13, 2017

redneck jewelery 

An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.

Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?

Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.

Girl #1: Of course!

redneck jewelery by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009

man jewelery

Long, draping sort of jewelery men where when they think they are stylish and/or trying to be.

When men get make-overs and require jewelery to be draped around they're body parts.

"We'll just drape some man jewelery on him."

man jewelery by Dizzle G- Homeslice September 23, 2006