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Nickname for a person of Jewish decent named Jacob. Often used to degrade someone with the tendencies of being cheap, frugal, or just jibbery-style mooching.
Man, Jacob.. I mean Jewcob has been crashing on our couch for 8 months, when's he leaving?
Jewcob by Bluegrass Sunshine May 10, 2018
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A JewCob is the worst thing ever, They think they are superior to everyone else even though they only have good grades and nothing else.Like ask anyone and they'll either say "what the fuck are you talking about get out of my house" or "they're good at nothing" They also hoard so many fucking legos.like god damm.
Fuck you Tommy you'er such a JewCob
JewCob by A Dying Beaver May 20, 2019

jewmobile 

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.
Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.
jewmobile by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006
to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!
Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...
Jewcon by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009
anything relating or pertaining to being (or the state of being) hardcore and jewish simultaneously.
1. Dude. That jewish kids jew fro is a whopping 6 and a half feet tall. How jewcore!
2. That kids nose is at least 5 inches protruding from his face. Thats pretty jewcore broski.
Jewcore by JakeSnake12345 September 9, 2010
Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
Jewoobs by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014