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(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
Jeweeabo by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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A Jew pretending to be an Italian, usually because of self loathing.
jewjene by xZeddx May 31, 2006

Jewjewbes 

a hard and chewy fruit candy that sticks to your teeth, they are produced and sold heavily in Jerusalem.
after eating a pack of Jewjewbes, my teeth looked like I hadn't seen dentist in over 20 years!
Jewjewbes by porprock February 27, 2008

Jewjew Train

A term is widely used in DotA gaming community to describe an imbalance of games. A legend says: "very known player from eul's (The Original creator of the DotA map) era. that there once was a player called Jewjew train that was rejected by a Creator of the current DotA to make the game balanced.
Jewjew train is a sound of a powerfull train's engine (in DotA it means unstoppable).
Some believe that Jewjew train soul didn't leave DotA and there won't be a balance (those people left to HoN - another standalone client like dota)
You were Jewjewed meaning Crushed (one side game) some say it's like saying GG by the winners only
You were trained Jewjew, I've showed you how!
It also means MVP of the game - You played like Jewjew Train
Jewjew Train by RealOnothing April 8, 2010
(n.) short hand for Jeweeabo

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.
Bianca, stop talking about Israel, you Jeweeb!
Jeweeb by Blackfin May 18, 2020
Jer-Wee-Nee
Adjective
Used to describe someone as Small and Gay
Woah! Peter is so Jeweeny!

Guys I’m coming out as Jeweeny...
Jeweeny by Epic Gamer Poop November 1, 2019