porprock's definitions

jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

Mountain Jew

a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.

after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

by porprock May 16, 2007

Jewjewbes

a hard and chewy fruit candy that sticks to your teeth, they are produced and sold heavily in Jerusalem.

after eating a pack of Jewjewbes, my teeth looked like I hadn't seen dentist in over 20 years!

by porprock February 27, 2008