Skip to main content

jewdicial system

Share definition Flag
Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021
Related Words

Jeydical 

Share definition Flag
Jeydical, its another word for "Jeydon", (which is also defined on here). Jeydical is a combination of Jeydon and Radical. Its just a cooler way of saying "Jeydon".
Mike: Oh Damn Dude! you just fucking broke your Arm, jumping off that roof!!.

Joey: ugh, *tears*..

Mike: Are you fucking crying?

Joey: *Wipes tears off of face* no..

Mike: Good! I would hate to see you being a pussy, and acting like the Jonas Sisters..Now that you have successfully broke your arm, without crying, you are Jeydical.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
78 year old Granny, Dressed in 2009 "Hip" clothes: Ohh, child, my clothes be pimpin!

Phil: omg, Grandma, why are you wearing a short short skirt, with no panties?

Grandma: Cause, this be pimpin! I'm getting Jiggy With it!

Phil: Wow, atleast, use some up-to date words; Like "Jeydical"

Grandma: Yeaah, I like tat!. Jeydical,.. Jeydical.. mhmm It just Rolls off my Lips.. Now excuse me, Sunny boi, i have a doctor appointment for this anal leakage, ya heard?.. "be-be-ellz" (bbl).

Phil: what.., la.. fuck?

Jewdication 

Share definition Flag
Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.
When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.
Jewdication by Chiharve October 1, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

Overstand 

Share definition Flag
To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

Share definition Flag
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

Share definition Flag
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

Share definition Flag
An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

Share definition Flag
The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

Share definition Flag
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
Next