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jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021
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Jeydical 

Jeydical, its another word for "Jeydon", (which is also defined on here). Jeydical is a combination of Jeydon and Radical. Its just a cooler way of saying "Jeydon".
Mike: Oh Damn Dude! you just fucking broke your Arm, jumping off that roof!!.

Joey: ugh, *tears*..

Mike: Are you fucking crying?

Joey: *Wipes tears off of face* no..

Mike: Good! I would hate to see you being a pussy, and acting like the Jonas Sisters..Now that you have successfully broke your arm, without crying, you are Jeydical.
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78 year old Granny, Dressed in 2009 "Hip" clothes: Ohh, child, my clothes be pimpin!

Phil: omg, Grandma, why are you wearing a short short skirt, with no panties?

Grandma: Cause, this be pimpin! I'm getting Jiggy With it!

Phil: Wow, atleast, use some up-to date words; Like "Jeydical"

Grandma: Yeaah, I like tat!. Jeydical,.. Jeydical.. mhmm It just Rolls off my Lips.. Now excuse me, Sunny boi, i have a doctor appointment for this anal leakage, ya heard?.. "be-be-ellz" (bbl).

Phil: what.., la.. fuck?

Jewdication 

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.
When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.
Jewdication by Chiharve October 1, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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