Pewcumber

A cucumber after it's been stuck up your own or someone else's butt

Anyone want a pewcumber in their salad?

by Markt8348 December 24, 2014

jewcumber

A circumsized (and Jewish) penis.

Golda: "Oooo-eee! That's the biggest jewcumber I've ever seen!"

by Zahava bat Hadassah January 29, 2008

Jewcumber

Another word for a kosher pickle.

Guy1: Man, did you go to that jewish party yesterday?
Guy2: No but I heard all the food was kosher.
Guy1: Yea, I think the Jewcumbers were expired.

by Kris Hall December 6, 2006

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013