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jew york 

Used by anti-semites to describe New York. Refers to the high Jewish population.
"How can you stand living in Jew York", said the neo-nazi.
jew york by Ding Dong December 31, 2003

Jew York City 

A place where Jews live; It is similiar to New York City.
Jew: "Hey, n00blolz1, what is New York City like?"
n00blolz1: "It's bad, lol.... can I haz Jew York City?"
Jew: "Yes."

Jew York Mutt 

An extremely sexually promiscuous female from New York of mixed race decent. Generally these girls will rape you of your money, time, and soul only to cheat on you.
Johnny McWarguy: So that girl I was dating... she told me she has this new boyfriend...
Max: Dude, what the fuck? That Puerto Rican, Korean, Polish, Jewish girl from New York? What a fucking bitch.
Johnny McWarguy: I know... can't say it wasn't coming... Goddamned Jew York Mutt.
Jew York Mutt by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

New york jew 

One that is a uptight, and fickle. very tight financially jewish man. One with a love for money, a paper chaser.
That guy is tighter than a New york jew, give me my money you F*ing New york JEW!

New York Jew Job 

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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